Bear Huntin Im'a Goin'

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Culpeper
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Re: Bear Huntin Im'a Goin'

Post by Culpeper » Thu Feb 06, 2020 11:44 am

Changed

But are you sure you want to be going into the woods furred up like a bear?  I am certain there'll be some city slicker down Chicago way boasting about a rare trophy bear he shot and how it was wearing hunters orange making for an easy shot.

Maybe you can get the missus to haul out the weed wacker to pare you down a bit for your safety.

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Knute1
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Re: Bear Huntin Im'a Goin'

Post by Knute1 » Fri Feb 07, 2020 12:34 am

Yeah, well the missus did pare me down some when we were dating and I was itchy for 2 weeks. This might be TMI (too much itching).

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Re: Bear Huntin Im'a Goin'

Post by sixfive » Mon Feb 10, 2020 10:16 pm

I remember in 2014 a guy here in the Northeast part of zone C took a 780 pound black bear.  He used a 12 Gauge if I recall.  It was one big bear!  Good luck to you and your brother.  Happy hunting!

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Re: Bear Huntin Im'a Goin'

Post by Knute1 » Wed Feb 12, 2020 2:30 am

Thanks, sixfive. I would be more than happy with one half that size.

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Re: Bear Huntin Im'a Goin'

Post by butlersrangers » Wed Feb 19, 2020 6:31 am

A "Mr. Knutson Sighting" - He be in 'Training' for the Hunt!

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Re: Bear Huntin Im'a Goin'

Post by Knute1 » Thu Feb 20, 2020 12:22 am

My training is done for a while. I have bursitis in my right knee so I am sitting at home for the rest of the week taking steroids. 'fraid I'd be bear food right now if I was in the woods. Growing old ain't for sissies.

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Re: Bear Huntin Im'a Goin'

Post by butlersrangers » Thu Feb 20, 2020 12:54 am

Mr. Knutson, a.k.a. "Mr. Bait"

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Re: Bear Huntin Im'a Goin'

Post by Knute1 » Thu Feb 20, 2020 2:03 am

I hope the Mr. stands for mister and not master, as I was sometimes addressed as a kid on birthday cards and such.

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Re: Bear Huntin Im'a Goin'

Post by butlersrangers » Thu Feb 20, 2020 2:44 am

All I meant was "Mister Bear Food".

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Re: Bear Huntin Im'a Goin'

Post by Knute1 » Thu Feb 20, 2020 3:05 am

I was just having a laugh.

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